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Well, my goal didn’t happen. I lasted maybe six days. I stopped smoking weed for five days and became really, really irritable. They (being those against marijuana who have likely puffed on one joint in their life) say that weed makes you lose focus and motivation. I’m the anti-Christ, so to speak, to that assumption. Towards the end of my weed fast I became, as I said earlier, extremely irritable, and when I went to work I wouldn’t do anything because I had no motivation. I smoked a blunt and bingo, the next day I was back in it with a cheery attitude and good work ethic. I even went to class!

But as far as the sex thing, I really should have given it up for two months. Karma has come back to bite me in the ass. A few days ago I went to the bathroom and it felt a little uncomfortable. I didn’t really think much of it, I thought maybe I had some bad alcohol or something. I don’t know, my major is psychology, not biology.

It turns out that I should’ve been chugging cranberry juice like it was the secret to life because as I sit here squirming, I am dealing with a urinary tract infection. I use a condom… usually. So this leads me to only one possibility:

Blowjobs.

Was it worth it? Well, it was the best head of my life without a doubt, but 20 minutes of bliss isn’t worth five days of bladder discomfort. I’ve had to pee for three straight days. It’s like an insatiable urge that I just can’t get rid of.. except it’s more like a boil.